Silence speaks when words can't.

gayrus: list of my friends:

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:06 -0400

gayrus:

list of my friends:

allmonds: knightscrest: knightscrest: why is south korea nicer than north korea? south korea has...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:40:21 -0400

allmonds:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

I dont get it

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:40:11 -0400

avalar: im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:40:02 -0400

avalar:

im sorry mom but im just bein miley :/

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:54 -0400

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

fasterfood: dont talk to me when i have headphones on “but u always have headphones on” well look...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:29 -0400

fasterfood:

dont talk to me when i have headphones on

“but u always have headphones on”

well look who’s catching on

sub-maureen: carpe-diem-and-feel-infinite: sub-maureen: hornyspice: I never really understood...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:37 -0400

sub-maureen:

carpe-diem-and-feel-infinite:

sub-maureen:

hornyspice:

I never really understood the saying, ‘hold your horses’

iT’S FROM WHEN PEOPLE RODE IN HORSE-DRIVEN CARRIAGES AND WHEN YOU HELD BACK THE REIGNS, THE HORSES WOULD STOP, THUS MEANING TO HOLD YOUR HORSES STILL SO YOU’RE NOT MOVING AND RUSHING, AND TO STAY STILL, YOU UNCULTURED SWINES

. Your probably the kid who reminds the teacher about the homework, right?

*you’re

mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:17 -0400

mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

buttsbutts: sex isnt sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, lip biting, foot...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:13 -0400

buttsbutts:

sex isnt sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, lip biting, foot tapping, floor sweeping, sneeze stifling, dish washing, dog frothing, hair chopping, wood scaring, fruit lecturing

atropis: My little brother took my fries and I’m on my period and I’m not ashamed to say I cried...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:35:54 -0400

atropis:

My little brother took my fries and I’m on my period and I’m not ashamed to say I cried for a half hour straight.

avadakedavros: one time my brother was on his bike, and he had stopped at a roundabout when a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:35:27 -0400

avadakedavros:

one time my brother was on his bike, and he had stopped at a roundabout when a really fancy car pulled up next to him. he glanced across to have a casual look at it, and ended up inadvertently maintaining like 20 seconds worth of awkward eye contact with the queen of england.

dampsandwich: makin jokes about people dying? i got a pie graph for ya

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:35:06 -0400

dampsandwich:

makin jokes about people dying?

i got a pie graph for ya

dampsandwich: i just asked aubrey if she wanted to skype and she said “but the computer is all the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:35:01 -0400

dampsandwich:

i just asked aubrey if she wanted to skype and she said “but the computer is all the way over there”

dampsandwich: tryna give my girl dick for christmas but it wont fit in the box #bigdickprobz

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:56 -0400

dampsandwich:

tryna give my girl dick for christmas but it wont fit in the box #bigdickprobz

mereperf: youmovedmekurt: gleeking-potterhead-starkid: forever...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:49 -0400

mereperf:

youmovedmekurt:

gleeking-potterhead-starkid:

forever reblogging

never not funny

kruzanbeauty: thatkrunkkid: unexcite: having-wanderlust: smos...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:31 -0400

kruzanbeauty:

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

i failed…

cliterallysame: omfg google maps

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:34:06 -0400

cliterallysame:

omfg google maps

victimofescapism: nocturnalvisionary: novakian: jaseminedenise...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:33:51 -0400

victimofescapism:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

jaseminedenise:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

HAHAHA

This guy would survive the apocalypse.

LMAO He’s one of us!

thepottergeist: madcenturion: madcenturion: If you think about it, the process of singing the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:33:27 -0400

thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

lntelligent: i wish self-hatred burned calories

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:33:09 -0400

lntelligent:

i wish self-hatred burned calories